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God, I hate Reddit sometimes..

To be fair, I did Nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'Merican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. Yes.

I get this reference. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You must be a hit at parties. I like you. Doctors hate you! Instructions unclear. Dick caught in you magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. As a black man and as a gay man and as a woman, black people suck, gay people are gross and women are bitches. You must be new to Reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once, and it's almost as if Reddit is composed of millions of individuals with different opinions and outlooks. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a bundle of sticks, 2/10, would not bang, not with that attitude. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! I really sympathize with pedophiles, but that has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY - COMCAST, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now. OP will surely deliver, unless he's literally hitler, in which case he'll just shoot your dog.

Goodnight, remember that at the mightnight the narwal bacon atheism. Remember to floss your teeth, masturbate and don't forget, crows are not jackdaws. Whoop there it is, wait, what the fuck did you just fucking say about crows, you little bitch? Here's the thing. You said a "Marine is a SEAL." Are they both soldiers in the military? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an officer who commands SEALs, I am telling you, specifically, in the military, no one calls Marines SEALs. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in environmental science, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret studies on crow behavior, and I have over 300 confirmed alt accounts. I am trained in vote brigading and I have the top comment karma on this entire website. You are nothing to me but just another target. Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of taxonomists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, jackdaw. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can downvote you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with alt accounts. Not only am I extensively trained in taxonomy, but I have access to the entire Latin names of the Corvidae family and I will use it to its full extent to prove you wrong and downvote your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit downvotes all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, jackdaw. If you're saying "United States military" you're referring to the entire body of soldiers, which includes anyone from the Army to the Navy to the Air Force. So your reasoning for calling a Marine a SEAL is because random people "call the elite ones SEALs?" Let's get Rangers in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Ranger or a soldier? It's not one or the other, that's not how the military works. They're both. A Marine is a Marine and a member of the military. But that's not what you said. You said a Marine is a SEAL, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the military SEALs, which means you'd call Rangers, Air Force pilots, and other soldiers SEALs, too. Which you said you don't. Checkmate Ebola-chan. You need to sit down and sketch more fucking ideas because stalking your ex on facebook isn’t going to get you anywhere. When you sit down to work, external critics aren’t the enemy. It’s you who you must to fight against to do great fucking work. You must overcome yourself. Think about all the fucking possibilities. Nothing of value comes to you without fucking working at it. When you design, you have to draw on your own fucking life experiences. If it’s not something you would want to read/look at/use then why fucking bother? Fuck. While having drinks with Tibor Kalman one night, he told me, “When you make something no one hates, no one fucking loves it.” A good fucking composition is the result of a hierarchy consisting of clearly contrasting elements set with distinct alignments containing irregular intervals of negative space. Don’t worry about what other people fucking think. Must-do is a good fucking master. Never let your guard down by thinking you’re fucking good enough. You are not your fucking work. You won’t get good at anything by doing it a lot fucking aimlessly. Make your work consistent but not fucking predictable. Respect your fucking craft. Your rapidograph pens are fucking dried up, the x-acto blades in your bag are rusty, and your mind is dull. Stop clicking your mouse, get messy, go back to the basics and make something fucking original. Someday is not a fucking day of the week. Intuition is fucking important. This design is fucking brilliant. If you’re not being fucking honest with yourself how could you ever hope to communicate something meaningful to someone else? Learn from fucking criticism. Remember it’s called the creative process, it’s not the creative fucking moment. Don’t fucking lie to yourself. Sometimes it is appropriate to place various typographic elements on the outside of the fucking left margin of text to maintain a strong vertical axis. This practice is referred to as exdenting and is most often used with bullets and quotations. Design is all about fucking relationships—the relationship of form and content, the relationship of elements, the relationship of designer and user. To surpass others is fucking tough, if you only do as you are told you don’t have it in you to succeed. The graphic designer’s first fucking consideration is always the size and shape of the format, whether for the printed page or for digital display. Dedicate yourself to lifelong fucking learning. Practice won’t get you anywhere if you mindlessly fucking practice the same thing. Change only occurs when you work deliberately with purpose toward a goal. Design as if your fucking life depended on it. Can we all just agree as the greater design community to stop fucking talking about Comic Sans altogether? It’s getting fucking old. Form follows fucking function. Don’t get hung up on things that don’t fucking work. Saul Bass on failure: Failure is built into creativity… the creative act involves this element of ‘newness’ and ‘experimentalism,’ then one must expect and accept the fucking possibility of failure. Never, never assume that what you have achieved is fucking good enough. Widows and orphans are terrible fucking tragedies, both in real life and definitely in typography. Creativity is a fucking work-ethic. The details are not the details. They make the fucking design. Use your fucking hands. To go partway is easy, but mastering anything requires hard fucking work. If you fucking give up, you will achieve nothing. Paul Rand once said, “The public is more familiar with bad fucking design than good design. It is, in effect, conditioned to prefer bad design, because that is what it lives with. The new becomes threatening, the old reassuring.” What’s important is the fucking drive to see a project through no matter what. Why are you fucking reading all of this? Get back to work. lol

Edit: It's okay to just admit... your post was much better than mine, you know?

EditEditz: Thanks for the gOLD!

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